Pinochet given Bail to vindicate the existence of Hell.

international | crime and justice | news report Monday December 04, 2006 16:40 by iosaf

Operation Condor backed by the USA & staffed by NAZI war criminals saw most of Latin America endure dictatorships. One of the worst was that which was set in motion on the 11th of September 1973 when Agosto Pinochet took power in Chile. He & those like him had to this because there was a serious possibility that Latin Americans would become Communists.

If they had become communists, people would have stopped believing in God.

Once God went, Heaven and Hell would have gone too.

In no time there would have been no need for a clergy or Church. Knock in Ireland would have been a waste of an airport. With Communism people would have lost faith in God & the threat of eternal Hell-fire & damnation would have been lost.

& so torture was a last resort of pious & holy people. They had no other choice to defend their God than attach electrodes to peoples' genitals & bury them in nameless graves.

they tortured to stop Divorce, Communism, Condoms, Abortion & save God & his creation : Hell.

(& we must remember that young militants like the current left wing president of Chilean democracy Michelle Bachelat had ensured the election of a communist regime). Look what happened to her!?

She had two divorces. Not even torture could save her soul. Though granted she's a socialist these days not a communist.

Agosto was placed under house arrest again last week. He's an old man who fought for Hell's preservation using little known medieval & alchemist techniques of demonology : He hid tons of gold that communists would have used to build hospitals & schools.

With Communism people would have lost faith in God & the threat of eternal Hell-fire & damnation would have been lost. They would have attempted a materialist based utopia where people had health services, got decent wages, had schools & didn't just disappear.

& so we must have no doubt torture was a last resort of pious & holy people, such as those in the illustration. Who have spent the week praying for Agosto. Such as those who assisted Agosto's curate give him the last rites of the Catholic tradition. He got the last rites because Communists didn't get human rights. It all makes sense.

The priest & the RC priestohood with all their wafer & water, book & bell can still forgive him & like him in the name of all good Catholics.

And thus we see a glimmer of hope on behalf of the recalcitrant socialists who these days don't even admit to being communists - so great now is their shame!

The Chilean government has given him bail of 1,905 dollars so he can leave his house arrest & spend up to a week! in a military hospital. No-one is going to talk about him dying just yet, and when he dies they'll decide what funeral he gets.

But for the moment he is a free man! Pinochet's on bail so he will technically not die "imprisoned". He's free to go. There's the door - Agosto - walk out it & don't look like your escaping. Or even better here's a chair by the open window with a lovely view we're on the top floor, take a seat. Or who could have forgotten the classic "we're going to take a helicopter ride to see the Pacific Ocean it's delightfully grey at this time of year"

& so it's all coming to an end for Agosto. The only thing left is his funeral & his kids. Will he get a flag? Will they get the gold?

Whatever way they dispose of him His death reminds us why Hell is still around.