Anti Conservative Psychick Warfare

national | crime and justice | press release

Tuesday February 08, 2005 20:44

by JEFF MRK 11 - tHE aNTI cONSERVATIVE pSYCHICK wARFARE MOVEMent

New Psychick movement launched in Galway today

As on from 23;23 hrs tonight, people from all across the country will launch the new Anti Conservative Psychick warfare unit.

The action will tsake place in bedrooms across the country. Anyone can join, but conditions of membership are as follows;

1. Each new member must initiate themselves tonight

2. This must be done on his/her own in his/her bedroom.

3. Exceptions to this rule are as follows; Only couples engaged in sexual congress at this time can be initited. Otherwise, initiation must take place alone.

4. Initiation is as follows. The inititate must imagine Minister McDowell's face going on fire and swelling.

5. The inititate must also at the same time visualise fellow initiates across the country doing likewise.

6. The initiate must do this for exactly nine minutes.

7. Upon completion at 23;32 hrs, the initiate must then roar ' Watch yourself Minister!Psychick Warfare Power!'

8. Couples engeged in coitus must attempt orgasm at this time, but whether orgasm is achieved or not, they too must roar this.

9. This must continue for the next nine days.

I guarantee you all, my friends, that this is a new revolutionary weapon. I guarantee you, my friends, we will see the minister with a big blotchy, rashy face at the end of a week and a half.

Upon completion, the Anti Conservative Psychick Warfare movement will move on to other targets, including, Brendan O' Connor, Osama Bin Laden, George Bush, Justin Barret, and others which you may suggest on this thread.

Happyt Hunting, fellow Psychick warriors. Oh, and remember to plug out all electronic, mobile, digital, etc, equipment, as this interferes with movement of psychick energy.

STRONG!