98 Burst balloons

by Detective Sperintendant T.J. - An Graball Overtime Shitcrawlers Sat Jul 01, 2006 14:51

We Here at Graba Headquarters had no option but to order the bursting of Yer balloons. They were nothing more than a cheap Commie/al-Qaeda/Green party attempt to wage asymmetric warfare. These lethal weapons of mass destruction were a serious danger to the supersonic war planes of our good friends and masters in the coalition of the shillling. Their bursting had nothing at all to do with signing in for more overtime or waging a propaganda offensive on behalf of our political masters (in MI5)

We are seriously looking into, in collaboration with Justice Minister Mc Do-ill, the banning of all such weapons. At present a junket has been organised to Afghanistan to review Taliban legislation on the flying of equally deadly kites.

We'll be having no more of yer asymmetric warfare now, so move along there is nothing to see here. And lads, next time your organising a protest could you do it on a day there is no championship matches on because some of the lads had to miss out on the €1000 a day overtime plus expenses(including hotel accomodation and drink, yum yum) to take the kids to the match.