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The Return of the Roman Pontiff!
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Thursday February 10, 2005 16:22
by happy ducky - fang FD autistici swiss banks and co.
Back by popular Demand!
The Roman Pontiff, the great man in white, the chief librarian dude numero uno, the travelling blessing friendly peace loving morality thumping, His Holiness John Paul 2 by popular demand will return to the URBI ET ORBI stage St Peter's Basilica, Vatican City and State, the Eternal city of Rome, to celebrate
The Week of Passion, Holiness, Christ's betrayal, trial, last supper, torture, crucifixion, descent into hell, rising again, resurrection, transfiguration and all of it.
From March 20 to March 27 2005-.
With supporting roles played by -
All the best composers for choral music,
Bach. the lutheran.
Mozart the mason.
Beethoven the deaf git.
Verdi the drunkard.
Palestrina the copyrighted.
and more much much more...
More than a hundred number 2's dressed in red silk.
More than five hundred other number 2s dressed in purple silk with red bits.
More than twenty senior jedi number 2s of the poverty vow orders.
More than five hundred women, called mothers and sisters.
More than a few thousand kids some with incurable desieses!
More than 8 crown heads with very ancient oaths of allegiance and obligation even if they're not that keen on the interpretation stuff but some are!!!
More than a few million happy fans.
More than a few other million not so happy fans.
More than 100 TV stations.
More than 200 radio stations.
PLEASE NOTE-
several of these days will not be normal banking days. And one you will not be served dhrink in Ireland.
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After his return appearance the Roman Pontiff shall visit Ireland.
Tickets will be free.
Dont miss this year's chance to see the Great Man say it the way it sort of really is even if you don't like hearing it or agree with it, he's constant- Bless Him.
Comments (7 of 7)
Jump To Comment: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7he didnt get crucified he just got shagged by gopis.
"You know its a bad world when people eat cows."
Wish them a "Happy Crucifixion!" at Easter.
Or call around to your Christian neighbour, hand then 3 nails and ask them to put you up for the night!
Would you be so free with the religious insults, with say, a Muslim?
If you're a Xtian and you are offended by Pat's comment, well hey, forgive him.
Yes I would.IMHO all Religions deserve to be mocked. The Religious practices of Muslims are just as silly as those of Catholics.
I mock their "prophet" who was either suffering a schizophrenic vision, was out of his mind on drugs/booze or was a charlatan when he claimed Allah spoke to him.
The same goes for Moses, St Paul, Joe Smith or anyother crackpot who "god" spoke to.
All Religions want to control peoples lives to a greater or lesser extent.
Its time to fight back!
No Gods!
No Masters!
has today adressed not only those of his Roman Communion, but of those who walk with him in the other apostolic faiths (such as Orthodox of Greece and Kiev and the Russias, Anglicans of europe and africa, Maronite and Coptic) and those of the Jewish Talmudic faith (such as ashkenazy, sephardic and hasidic traditions) and those of the Islamic faith (such as shi'ite and sunni)
'I want to express special recognition of the closeness of believers of other religions, particularly Jews and Muslims. Some of them wanted to come and pray here at the hospital. And that for me is a comforting sign, for which I thank God,' he is reported as saying.
Joaquin Navarro-Valls the vatican spokesperson has confirmed that Leonardo Sandri of the Vatican Secretariat of State is for the moment the spokesperson for the Roman Pontiff, and as such, he read the message this morning.
http://www.rte.ie/news/2005/0306/pope.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4321701.stm
It is very important for those with an interest in ethics, and the struggle against evil, which is caused by the solely materialist philosophies of either centralised and totalitarian state communism or unchecked imperialist free market capitalism wed to speculative science, to "nota bene" that the vast majority of the poorest and indeed of the most wealthy of this planet belong to the faithful followers of the traditions of the Books which teach belief in one true, omnipotent God creator of this planet and the species "homo sapiens".
It is time for recognition of such to be added to the Constitution of the European Union as it seeks to expand its wealth, prosperity and security to the peoples of the Levant, North Africa and beyond.
and take part in the SPQR march of pentitents for this year's Good Friday celebrations as promised.
But Joseph Ratzinger took over (quel surprise?) and brought the faithful through the motions.
Today's news is an unknown man has climbed onto the basilica of St Peter's in Rome, (named after a man who wasn't present for the crucifixtion) the man is thought to be 46 years old, (how they know that?) and was seen by SkyTg24 (a heavenly franchise who get bored often) clambering onto the roof.
The Swiss have not commented at this breach of Holy See security.
The Indo have-
http://www.unison.ie/breakingnews/index.php3?ca=27&si=70397
they got it from Reuters in Italy-
he's told functionaries that unless the Vatican start a lottery for orphans he'll jump, which will probably put him on a life support machine at the very least.
Sweet Holy God, and his blessèd mother
and all the saints, according to Peruvian Wireless the man has now come down off the roof of St Peters.
http://www.peru.com/noticias/idocs/2005/3/26/DetalleDocumento_200261.asp
and he's aged.
The Peruvians say he's 59 years of age now, and comes from the central Italian province of Aquila.
He was recognised by his mammy who saw him on the Sky24tg because she doesn't get out much, and in any case she doesn't have enough money to justify going further than the local bakery at the crack of dawn every morning.
& he's a right nutter!!!!
he was in a psychiatric institute from 1983 to 1986.
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