Farmers give Bertie a last warning...

national | politics / elections | news report Wednesday May 26, 2004 23:56 by john mc dermott - remove Fianna Fail Party(new members welcome) Dublin

shite and more shite

The long suffering irish taxpayer has been threathened again-by brussels bureaucrats if the farmers don't clean up their act.

Oh ‘tis a great country ,Ireland.This week’s review of the important topics –brought to you courtesy of Bertie and the Farmers (who as we all know, really run this country).

The most important pre-election matter for the ‘Soldiers Of Destiny’ to deal with(according to a recent rural poll carried out by an american consultancy firm which specializes in pre-election intelligence gathering) is the problem of Judge Curtin’s psychiatric fixation with young girls-in the flesh and on the web.
80 percent of the rural electorate declared their abhorrence of being charged with drunken driving or tax evasion by a man of such blemished character.
75 percent said they would find it difficult to vote for a party which did not consign him to Dante’s seventh hell without delay-and suspend his massive salary in the bargain.

‘We cannot have pedophiles running around the country’ declared one prominent farmer who was interviewed on his way back from a demonstration against a recent attempt by Brussels to stop so much cow shite from polluting the rivers and lakes of the island of saints and scholars,by threatening to make the irish taxpayer pay a big fine if they did not ‘clean up their act.’
‘They have no business interfering’ he declared ‘those overpaid brussel’s politicians are always poking their noses into our gravy tra..I mean our–affairs.!They are there for one purpose and one purpose only-their job is to keep sending us money,-that’s what we elect them for’he declared ‘.I have already been screwed for trying to hide some of my hard earned dough from Bertie’s clutches,in one of those fancy banks-and the scum betrayed me-and now Bertie wants to ruin me!.It’s totally unacceptable.The tractors will be in Merrion square again if Fianna Fail don’t do what they are told.Who do they think they are anyway-we made them-we will break them!’and besides what are rivers for –except to bring shite down to the sea.’
The I.F.A. were unavailable for comment.