Henry Kissinger Party

national | miscellaneous | news report Tuesday February 26, 2002 14:27 by Party on, boy

Show your appreciation of a mass murderer!

You are all cordially invited to pay your respects to the great American "statesman" Henry A Kissinger during his visit to Cork today and tomorrow.
The first event is at the Aula Maxima in University College Cork at 7pm. Some people are meeting up there earlier to get into the party atmosphere. If you don't know where it is, just find your way to the university and ask anyone in there for directions to the "Quad" which is the old building in the centre of campus. The grounds aren't that big in any case so it should be easy to find, just look/listen for the party!
Phase II takes place at the Boole library (just opposite the "Quad", as above) UCC with events kicking off from 7am, (yes, that's 7 IN THE MORNING) and will continue through 'till noon. Guest speakers at this event are the afore mentioned Henry, Mary Harney and other distinguished business heads including the chairman of Bombardier Aerospace Shortts.
This is a spectacle not to be missed. Get out there and show Henry how much he is appreciated.

See you there,
Mombassa