US soldiers told 'pray for Bush'

national | miscellaneous | news report Monday March 31, 2003 10:27 by James McKenna jimmymac61 at hotmail dot com

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A pamphlet called "A Christian's Duty," has been given to US soldiers calling on them to pray for the burned Bush every day . They are then asked to send a tear-out section to the White house pledging their prayers.

"I have committed to pray for you, your family, your staff and our troops during this time of uncertainty and tumult. May God's peace be your guide," says the pledge.

The Crusading president and his close friends like Franklin Graham (pic) have enough zeal and down-south heat-induced-brain-trauma to believe in driving the troops wild with a cocktail of this psycho/spiritual-babble and "go pills".

I would suggest to them another prayer for the President and the black presidium of high priests of death and lies. It goes:

"A curse be upon you for your murder of innocents. May differences be put between you and may your footsteps falter. To you may there be sent a punishment earned by your many evil deeds and which will not be turned away from an evil and criminal people."

Fill this into you pledges and send to the White House!