Rummy signals US ready to start WWIII

national | miscellaneous | news report Saturday March 29, 2003 00:48 by Unamerican Chris

Donald Rumpsfelt(sic) tonight threatens to expand the theatre of this war to Syria and possibly Iran.

Tonight Donald Rumpsfelt has gravely escalated the war in Iraq to frightening proportions. Not satisfied with the attempted conquest and colonisation of Iraq, Bush's secretary for war, in an unusually carefully worded statement, has declared that Syria has been sending military eqipment including night goggles!!!(shock and horror) over the border into Iraq. In the same staement he also accused Iran of housing, arming, and sponsering Iraqi militants opposed to Saddam that are now moving into Iraq. In reference to both countries he gave a very thinly veiled threat, "There's no question but that to the extent that military supplies or equipment or people are moving across the borders between Iraq and Syria, it vastly complicates our situation. These deliveries pose a direct threat to the lives of coalition forces. Gen. Franks and the coalition countries are busy, they've got a complicated task. We'd prefer it not be made more difficult by the neighbors."

The two countries have often been included in the Bush administration's 1940's era inspired wet dream of an axis of evil, unifying such improbable allies as the Iraqi and Iranians who fought one another only 15 years ago and the North Koreans who probably think the middle east means central China.

So in a hope of bringing America back to an era where men were men and everyone knew the only good
commie was a dead commie. Bush Inc. hope to bring you the latest sequel to its long running war saga. Although the working title for this new film has been Operation Iraqi Freedom the final title may have to be changed to 'Operation a McDonald's in every mosque' But to the rest of us as WWIII. There is no more time left to stop this madness. The patients are running this mental hospital and they must be stopped.