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offsite link Is the Era of Cheap Internet Surveys Over? Sat Nov 22, 2025 15:00 | Noah Carl
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We're a week away from the most painful Budget in history thanks largely to the eye-watering cost of lockdown. Yet Baroness Hallett says next time the Government must be ready to go harder and faster. This is insanity.
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It's bad enough that all UK TV users are forced to fund the BBC via a TV licence. But it's worse than that, says Charlotte Gill: millions of pounds of taxpayers' money are handed to the corporation via backdoor channels.
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Scaremongering claptrap on Richard and Judy.

category national | miscellaneous | news report author Wednesday March 19, 2003 18:51author by Daphnee T Report this post to the editors

With the shadow of war looming, Shoplifter Richard mandelay and his wizened old bag sorry wife Judy, have taken to making public information broadcasts the like of which haven't seen sunlight since the 1950's. Today they had a chilling looking so called counter terrrorism expert on, this woman or corpse like woman, had the manner, charm and brains of an air hostess.

Looking like death warmed up the counter terrorism expert began to give us poor members of the public/victims cheery advice in her bestest air hostess manner on how to survive armageddon, nuclear, dirty bomb or chemical attack, so listen carefully with mummy,
1)Take shelter, yes you can run into your house and close the door, make sure you have a copious supply of selotape to tape up your doors and windows, it prevents toxic nuclear/chemical fumes from seeping into your house apparently! Or if you're Richard and Judy buy your own underground nuclear bunker.
2)Don't stand down wind of a bomb blast, you wouldn't want your hairstyle destroyed by the blast, so careful now ladies.
3)Decontaminate, yes take off those rings, necklaces and contact lens, nuclear particles may become trapped on these objects, so remove them and give them a good wash. Then give yourself old scrub down with soap and water, there now simple!.
4)Follow advice given by the authorities, DO AS YOUR TOLD.
5)Wear suits and masks, or if you're richard and judy again, buy top of the range designer protective clothing and masks.
So it's very simple and easy to survive armageddon if you follow our cheery tips, pip, pip and chin up.

 #   Title   Author   Date 
   Sexist!     moi    Wed Mar 19, 2003 18:55 
   Sorry forgot to say why!     moi    Wed Mar 19, 2003 18:57 
   Why watching that crap in first place?     Pat c    Wed Mar 19, 2003 19:21 


 
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