More handy tips on surviving armageddon

national | miscellaneous | news report Wednesday March 05, 2003 14:58 by that's the spirit

Richard and Judy will be revealing more handy useful tips and hints on how to survive armageddon on their afternoon show today. On today's show they will be demonstating how to create a makeshift nuclear bunker by digging a massive great bloody big hole in your back garden/yard/street.

Get ready for war. Chin up, pip, pip is the message from stiff upper lipped cheery plum voiced true blue brits Richard and Judy today. It's only armageddon afterall, and lucky for Richard and Judy who have access to their very own luxury nuclear bunker. Richard and Judy don't tell you what to do, if you happen to live in a highrise/block of flats and don't have access to a garden or luxury underground nuclear bunker cities. Nevermind!!just stock up on tinned food, bottles of water and hide under a table, that will do just as well for guilible common people.