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Wednesday May 01, 2002 21:49
by daphnee pipps witlesstaker - royal sycophant
Royal Rage as Rabble rebels ruin relaunch
The Queen and grovelling members of her sychophantic Royal watchers, were left seething with rage, after the main News was devoted to Mayday protests, relegating her Maj's launch of celebrations for herself to the bottom of the news pile
The Queen was hardly able to restrain her rage, after her launch of celebrations for herself(the jubilee) and her prospects of revelling and basqueing in the humble adoration and praise of her lowly subjects was scuppered by the Mayday protests in london headlining the news instead of her jubilee celebrations in praise of herself grabbing the news headlines. The Queen and the humble followers of her and people's of pure blue blood stock were dismayed to find little interest in her jubilee launch of celebrations of herself and her royal blue blooded linage. Prince Phillip was heard to mumble "those bloody peasants their revolting" upon hearing of the relegation of his wifes launch of her celebrations of herself to the bottom of the news pile.