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Wednesday May 01, 2002 21:49
by daphnee pipps witlesstaker - royal sycophant
Royal Rage as Rabble rebels ruin relaunch
The Queen and grovelling members of her sychophantic Royal watchers, were left seething with rage, after the main News was devoted to Mayday protests, relegating her Maj's launch of celebrations for herself to the bottom of the news pile
The Queen was hardly able to restrain her rage, after her launch of celebrations for herself(the jubilee) and her prospects of revelling and basqueing in the humble adoration and praise of her lowly subjects was scuppered by the Mayday protests in london headlining the news instead of her jubilee celebrations in praise of herself grabbing the news headlines. The Queen and the humble followers of her and people's of pure blue blood stock were dismayed to find little interest in her jubilee launch of celebrations of herself and her royal blue blooded linage. Prince Phillip was heard to mumble "those bloody peasants their revolting" upon hearing of the relegation of his wifes launch of her celebrations of herself to the bottom of the news pile.
Comments (5 of 5)
Jump To Comment: 1 2 3 4 5And they bloody well are revolting, where is there respect. There was a time when we had a better quality serf, what is the workd coming to ?
how do you know she was 'seething with rage' where does this information come from, or are you doing the job of a news of the world reporter for indymedia and making up news? hmmmmm...
You're an idiot. This is the kind of 'reporting' that might run indymedia into the ground before it's had a chance to take off.
We certainly are seething with rage at the antics of dirty oiks upstaging our majestic events. In the good old days we would have sent them to Australia. Actually let's do it anyway, that'll teach the cunts a lesson.
so what even if the queen was raging?who cares?this tabloid-esque reporting is not what i came on to indymedia to read.
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