Pope won't abslove or bless bloodthirsty warmongers

national | miscellaneous | news report Thursday February 20, 2003 16:46 by Order of St Martin

The Pope is expected to condemn Tony Blair's insatiable bloodlust. In an effort to prevent a repeat of the mistake made in the 1930's, when Catholic priests were tricked into blessing nazi stormtroopers and photographed.

In the interests of global peace and in an attempt to halt the advent of armageddon, the Pope is expected to call on Tony Blahrr to control his insatiable desire and lust for war. We do not want a repeat of the mistake made in the 1930's when Catholic priests were photographed blessing heathen occult loving nazi stormtroopers. Holy father don't let Blair use you and the holy catholic church for a very cynical calculated PR photo opportunity, we may never recover from this. Don't let Blair taint our blessed church.