Silly anarchist limericks

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Sunday April 28, 2002 14:11

by Dan Brett

Does anyone want to cheer up and write some terrible political limericks? I was bored this morning and thought I'd rattle some out. Give us your opinions and some more limerics. This could be the start of a something big - or maybe just a little giggle.

There was a bloke from the SWP
Said: "I’m more superior than thee
You’re all inferior
While I am superior.”
Then he tripped and fell on his knee.

There was a guy from the Sex Pistols
Who owned some New Age crystals
He held one with his thumb
Stuck one up his bum
In order to learn how to whistle.

A politician from Fianna Fáil
Got blown over in a terrible gale,
He hurt his left buttock
And bruised his fat stomach
And then proceeded to wail.

A gun-man from the IRA
Couldn't afford a place to stay
He knocked on Blair's door
Said: "Don't want to be a bore
But I'll shag you if you are gay."

The President of the USA said
“This army must be led.”
He said: “Follow me, men,
We will beat them again
Just as soon as I get out of me head.”

There was a white man from Brixton
Who prayed the BNP would win
Now he’s cleaning pavements
For Birmingham Asians
Boy, have they got it in for him!

A highly trained plane-spotting spy
Was caught - so he started to cry
The Greeks said: “You are a failure
From here to Kalamata.”
He said: “Yes, but I try and I try.”

The folks in Buckingham Palace
Bear nobody harm or malice
They just steal from you and me
And don’t give a pee
For the rest of the human race.

Ali G is a racial stereotype
Riding high on media hype
One day we’ll all see
That he’s no longer funny
Then he’ll just have to learn to type.