Cost of pints is a bloody disgrace; Orange man questioned

national | miscellaneous | news report Tuesday December 17, 2002 20:25 by Paddy O'furnature

BOGMEN UNITE!

I was down at the snooker yesterday (like most days actually) and this gobshite behind the bar wanted three pounds for a bloody pint! I asked him "is the glass larger?" --No sur
"is the beer better?" --No sur
"is there poteen in it?" --Not likely sur
"Then what in creeping Jazus are you goin on about three bloody pounds?" --City price sur
Well, I nearly shat me trousers! City prices said he? For fuck sake! Rotten scut. Then he put his hand out to hold the glass in case I decided to take a quick gulp while we debated the price.
"You'll take your bloody hand off me pint now!"
--Pay up then sur
Of all the blackguards workin in pubs, I had to run into this Larrier!
"are you some kind of Orange man?"
--why yes sur
Dundalk isn't what it use to be..
I let an awful fart just then. He rolled his eyes towards our father and spilled the beer in the slop sink...

"fuck the begrudgers" -B. Behan. R.I.P

Lighten up folks! Happy Christmas