teflon Taoiseach pied

national | miscellaneous | news report Sunday April 14, 2002 21:54 by bbb - bbb

Bertie gets it in the face for his lies

PIE IN THE FACE FOR BERTIE AHERN! ********************************* Whilst on his whistle-stop tour of the northwest, Bertie came in for a tasty snack-in-the-face in Sligo

PIE IN THE FACE FOR BERTIE AHERN!
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Whilst on his whistle-stop tour of the northwest,
Bertie came in for a tasty snack-in-the-face in Sligo
town (courtacy of the biotic baking brigade), just
after six yesterday evening. That pie went down a
treat with the hungry Bertie and his lapdogs, after
their long day spent with their heads up every
available arse in Leitrim and Sligo, so it came as a
surprise that the kindly baker was hauled off to the
local gardai station, and held for nearly 4 hours
before being charged under artical6 of public order
act.
Bertie went on to block traffic, cause a disturbance,
and otherwise intimidate the local residents, before
returning to the cake free safety of his Dublin
retreat.