Hamas Suicide Bomber Kills 11 in Israel, but it's really Israel's Fault!

national | miscellaneous | news report Saturday November 23, 2002 17:50 by Arabs should return to Saudia,their ancestral homeland

Hamas bomber kills 11 and maims dozens of schoolchildren in Jerusulam. However, Israel is to blame because of the "occupation"

Come on now, really....Don't you think the Israelis bring this upon themselves. I mean, what about the occupation. I'm sure that the poor victim that was the suicide bomber just woke up one morning and happened to have bombs strapped to his waist. Then he must have uttered: "Oh, Allah, I don't want to die, but I must, this occupation is just driving me to these terrible actions in which I slaughter and maim dozens of school children...oh, I wish I didn't have to slaughter these children, but I must, the occupation absolves me of all personal decency, moral responsibility, and human judgement".

At that point, the bomber in a robotic daze then spent the next 10 hours trying to get out of Bethlehem (because of the occupation which makes it impossible for anyone to even be outside) at which point the only thought going through his head was a robotic drone that said "Must stop the occupation, must kill school children, must blow up civilian bus, must stop occupation".