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Tuesday October 29, 2002 14:55
by Yuri Sleepwalker
A famous Russian Security Chief has announced a miracle cure for insomnia. Throw away bed time reading of anarchist tomes... No more counting sheep... Boring play at the theatre? One whiff will do the trick. 600 satisfied users Unfortunately only 400 unsolicted testamonials.
The Workers Party is pleased to announce it has obtained an exclusive import arrange ment for Boris's Patented Knock Out Gas.
This makes a perfect gift which they are promoting alongside a set of Slobadon Milosevic Brotherly Love Xmas Cards.
They will even accept dodgy £5 notes.