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Prayers++++ for the Holy++++ Father++++

category national | miscellaneous | news report author Thursday October 10, 2002 18:43author by Your Auntie Sadie++++

Prayers++++ for the Holy++++ Father++++

I ask you to say Prayers++++ for the Holy++++ Father++++. Our Holy++++ Father++++ Pope++++ John Paul 2++++ is very sick at the moment and he needs all the Prayers++++ that he can get.

I ask you to say Prayers++++ for the Holy++++ Father++++. Our Holy++++ Father++++ Pope++++ John Paul 2++++ is very sick at the moment and he needs all the Prayers++++ that he can get.

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author by wormholebrotherspublication date Thu Oct 10, 2002 19:11author address author phone

author by BlackPopepublication date Fri Oct 11, 2002 09:28author email BlackPope at Vatikan dot corpauthor address author phone


Dear Sadist,

what the hell do you want - that the old bollix should live forever? I for one am getting pretty tired of waiting for that ursurper to *MY RIGHTFUL THRONE* to bite the turf. If he doesn't do so pretty damn quick, I'll have to be reaching for that 'special' tin of Campbell's Creme d'Arsenique soup his predecessor so thoroughly enjoyed.

Then I will take Rome by storm - already the singed smell of Heretics burning in the Morning presents a pleasing offering to my nostrils. Have you been a naughty Heretic, Sadist? Do I smell some fear?

As soon as I get my Pope-Hat, the Ring, the topless Slippers and the Mighty Stick, praying *FOR* the Pope will be sooo passee - my only command will be that you pray *TO* me. My Power and my Glory will bring sheep like you crawling to the fully automated shearing pens you quaintly insist on calling 'Church'.

The reward for whomsoever prays most to me shall be the obligation to kiss my Black Annular Ring. So get started already, Sadist - you seem to have a good chance.

Schalom, BlackPope

author by patpublication date Fri Oct 11, 2002 10:14author address author phone

author by reader notespublication date Fri Oct 11, 2002 10:26author address author phone

point made (!) that 300,000 right wing "white blockers" are presently safely distracted and holed up in the holy city away from their usual machinations in such places as Spain and Ireland.
Perhaps if there were no Nice ref. Mr Barrett would be there too. Pope JP2 is sick but not about to die. There are 600,000 more "white block" from the left wing (liberation theology) due to turn up in Rome before he does. [wait for the Küng/Boff v. Opus Dei/Ratzinger showdown]
So as we leave the Rome theatre of geo-political game play let us note that the current strategic status of world religious sites is:
Jerusalem: chaos
Rome: preparation for chaos
Tibet: unpleasant
Mecca: dodgey
there are a few more, but we´ll leave white block on bishop square with red block watching and go back to Las Angeles for more interesting sillyness in the next few weeks.

author by badmanpublication date Fri Oct 11, 2002 14:34author address author phone

You are just about to discover what you probably knew all along in your heart - this god business is a load of cobblers. HA HA - fucking hypocrite.

author by 1 - 2publication date Mon Oct 14, 2002 22:20author address 5author phone 4

who is going to save you now?
batman
or
joker?



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